Dumass Taco

On a ship from across the big pond sailed the infamous Prince of Glockenspielstein, Fredrik Streusels Von Dumass. He was looking to start a new chapter in life in the newly discovered land of Mais and Honey. After a short voyage of 13 months (he wasnt much of a sailor) he finally dropped anchor in the Bay of Corn Silk of the southernmost tip of Tej... as. Unfortunately this small fishing village was swept from the face of the Earth in the Great Tsunami of 1757 but, not to worry, the entire village of two was saved. Fortunately the Prince had a plan. He had been smart enough to invest $1.00 with a shrewd investor in the central part of Tejas, up around SmallStone that quickly grew to an enormous amount of money, but thats another story to be told in an election year. He was quick to rebuild the small sleepy village, but no one ever returned to this small piece of Paradise . Sadly Prince Fredrik Streusels Von Dumass left the place he had grown to love so much. After traveling all through the great land of Tejas, from the shores of Lake Michigan in Northeast Tejas to the to the Rocky Mountains in Northwest Tejas to the Great Plains of North Tejas. With a short stop in Huntsville , he met a frontiersman that introduced him to the world of cornpone. (oh, go ahead, Google cornpone) But alas found that the market was already saturated with cornpone stands. He finally settled in the wonderful community of Tomball just to the Northwest of Harrisburg. (Thats Houston for all the non-natives) He became fast friends with a rascal by the name of Alive and Kickin Bob. (Bob still has descendants in the area around Plantersville that show up at a small local festival yearly) Again, another story there somewhere. But anyway, moving along to the future. The year was 2000 something and one of the present day descendants of Prince Fredrik Streusels Von Dumass by the name of Fredrik Streusels Von Dumass the XVI (they call him Cliff for short. Go figure) was driving down the lightly traveled trail I-45 toward the family compound. While ...Read More