Semper Silkies

The Tesla shorts never stood a chance against Elon and neither will your 5k when you wear these silkies. Born and molded from sheer determination and bold strategies, these silky bois will change your life! The Daisy Dukes of Freedom just got a helluva lot bigger! Don't mess with Texas or our Silkies! What's more patriotic than slapping on some Dai... sy Dukes of Freedom and letting your legs catch some rays? These silkies are for the silent majority--those patriotic Americans that don't constantly brag about climbing mountains or running marathons. Because waving the flag is the only cardio you need! Is there anything more American than Old Glory and bang sticks!? I think not. Stay glorious, my friends. A portion of every pair of Semper Silkies sold gets donated to charity. We proudly partner with the following charities: Semper silkies, the official headquarters of silkies. the worlds most versatile shorts. Stuff of marine legend and army lore. Known as catch-me-f*ck-mes, silky sweets, Action Pants, ranger panties, daisy dukes of freedom, and many more adoring names by service members. Semper silkies is more than the most amazing pair of shorts ever to exist. Semper silkies is a community. A community where everybody wears the most amazing pair of shorts ever to exist! But be careful, silky fans, it has been said that if you cut the liner out of your silkies, you will tear a hole in the space-time continuum. So now go enjoy your silkies my silky friends. . . But keep in mind, you want them snug. So if they fit, go down a size! This item is special. Like you! We have so many designs that we can only keep a handful in stock. So special items like this are only made when you purchase them. Trust us, it's worth the wait!Read More