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Razzy: that turned my frown upside downRazzy: i love itRazzy: wait, is it on facebook yet?Razzy: because i'm obvi joining immediatelyElCyd: yesElCyd: i sent you an invitationElCyd: (duh)Razzy: KICK ASSElCyd: hell yeah.Razzy: dude i love itRazzy: this has turned a shitty day into a great one!Except Razzy Haters, who are welcome to stay put and continue opining on my being (old/ugly/fat/badly coiffed/stupid/boring/skanky/legally fucked over/inept/lame/pathetic/insert other negative descriptor of choice here) and generally rejoicing in my misery and unhappiness on the comment pages.Razzy: yeah "skinny" is NOT the adjective for old BluRazzy: ugh i was so annoyedRazzy: never mind that there are only like 4 lesbian bars in nycRazzy: this is the only one that has chicks i'd even remotely CONSIDER effing at itElCyd: (a whopping 4 more than in dc)Razzy: and this slut has to piss jamba juice all over my gameElCyd: i was so irritated just reading it.ElCyd: mostly because those are the only dykes in dcRazzy: WHY are those crusty old bulldykes like that???Razzy: it's SO common in that particular lezzie demographic!ElCyd: they're the only ones who go outElCyd: at least regularlyRazzy: yeah because they're the only ones not all coupled upElCyd: although i'm surprised that you didn't roll to the shack.Razzy: well, it's in brooklynElCyd: you'd think there would be more femmes there trying to hit itRazzy: and andro hipster lezzies annoy me tooElCyd: rightRazzy: we'll probably go there some night when CasseeNova is aroundRazzy: might as well see some familiar faces as long as i'm trekking all the way out to the slopeElCyd: word.ElCyd: i'm both fascinated and annoyed by hipster lezzies.Razzy: i seriously can't believe there are no lez bars in DCRazzy: DC gets lamer every time I hear something new about itElCyd: seriouslyElCyd: at least we have better and better foodRazzy: like, where do the ladies meet?Razzy: hey they have one of these adkln things in NYCRazzy: oh damn there's one tomorrow!ElCyd: the chick who owns adkln has wanted to branch outElCyd: so it makes sense that they're in nycElCyd: how does it look?Razzy: well, i like the sound of "women, drinks specials, no cover"Razzy: and there's a hottish ho on the siteElCyd: look at the photosElCyd: it'll give you an idea of who goesRazzy: ugh horsefaced girls playing ping pongRazzy: jesus there is this one bitchRazzy: who looks like she's going to eat meRazzy: and not in a good wayElCyd: omgElCyd: with the mutant teeth?Razzy: YES It's official: lesbians are the lamest party group in the universe.Razzy Haters Razzyphiles

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We left to go hit the bars, and on the way out, TAFKAMA says something like, "Check that out, Razzy.
I look at where he is pointing, and see ONE OF THESE FUCKING THINGS. I freaked out and fled the scene at a sprint, babbling "Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod. Once outside, TAFKAMA apologized, saying he didn't realize I was THAT arachnophobic, in spite of having heard anecdotal tales of my great spider-related freakouts for nearly 20 years. Razzy: i did not see, obv Razzy: but WHAT Razzy: RAINIER BEER WAS IN TWILIGHT?! Razzy: okay i might have to see twilight now Razzy: i'm assuming it's not the sparkle vamps who call it that ElCyd: no no Razzy: but the redneck teens from forks ElCyd: lol ElCyd: redneck parents Razzy: of course Razzy: the teenagers don't drink Razzy: they just build lame bonfires ElCyd: in reference to a tallboy 6 pack of cans Razzy: ah yes, the tallboy sixer of vitamin R Razzy: soon to be a common sight in my refrigerator Razzy: trust that ElCyd: oh, i do. ElCyd: please believe. Razzy: those tallboy sixers of vitamin R are like $4 Razzy: so awesome Razzy: i wonder if that clip is on youtube Razzy: that will save me from having to watch twilight in its entirety Razzy: which could result in someone's death Granted, I tried hard to get a book deal in the sense that I wrote emails to two or three j-school grads I know and talked about wanting to do so and thought really fervently that it would be awesome to get fame and fortune for being Razzy. Razzy's a bitter single woman who hates Valentine's Day because she isn't in a relationship. "But the people of Seattle are so fucking green, Razzy! As a Gen-Xer, of course I realize that my parents are Boomers, as are my beloved husband's beloved parents, as are Razzy's and etc. Duh, I don't want them to die! This is best demonstrated by a trip to a boomer shrink, as Razzy recently discovered. There are also a lot of Razzy Haters who, in spite of their apparent extreme distaste for yours truly, keep coming back regardless. I'd never publish anything snotty about the implied brilliance necessary to hack the inordinately complex and incomprehensible "artistic process" involved in writing as Razzy (mainly because it would be along the lines of "wake up, hit 'SNOOZE' at least ten times, consume Sugar-Free Red Bull, think of stuff to get pissed off and/or horny about, beat self in head for HTML incompetence, spend 2 hours sifting through Google images, curse in frustration at neighbors' patchy stolen wireless signal, freak out because I'm late for lab...and who wants to read that?). Labels: assholes, ranting, Razzy Haters, retard rage, scathing indictments, sluts

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Razzy Haters
RazzyBlog Razzy Haters, I'm a year older and thus an even MORE haggard, strung-out, washed-up, totally beat-down old crone, so have at it! Labels: aging, alcoholism, Razzification, Razzy Haters, Razzyphiles Labels: crime and punishment, Facebook, P-N-Dub, Razzy Haters, sexual assault Labels: excuses, grad school bullshit, Razzification, Razzy Haters, science, viruses rule Labels: ElCyd, internet domination, nudity, Razzy Haters So I just checked my RAZZY.org e-mail (which is something I don't do as often as I should, mainly because there's so much spam that it's aggravating sorting through it to find real e-mail from Razzyphiles and Razzy Haters), and was distressed to see that I'm getting WAY behind on my e-mail returning. Labels: correspondence, excuses, nudity, Razzification, Razzy Haters, Razzyphiles Labels: correspondence, Razzy Haters, retard rage, ridiculous absurdity There are also a lot of Razzy Haters who, in spite of their apparent extreme distaste for yours truly, keep coming back regardless. Labels: assholes, ranting, Razzy Haters, retard rage, scathing indictments, sluts Labels: computer incompetence, excuses, free fucking speech, internet domination, Razzy Haters Since the one hater's gleeful prediction last week when I was too sick with a cold to post that I have AIDS-related pneumonia has been disproven by my negative HIV test, Razzy Haters everywhere are probably depressed about having to go back to the tired fat/ugly/old/slutty routine. However, now that I have hemorrhoids, there's plenty of fresh material to inspire what will undoubtedly be hater gold in terms of anonymous commentary! So haters, feel free to hit my ass with your best shot. Labels: assholes, gross, oh the horror, Razzification, Razzy Haters, sex, sluts Labels: Daily Dude I Want to Hit, intentional buffoonery, JerseyGirl, Kodiak, nudity, Razzification, Razzy Haters Anyway, Maureen's repeated use of the phrase "batshit crazy" was clearly a gem of originality compared to many of her colleagues in terms of insulting me. Calling me fat and/or ugly and/or a slut has always been a favorite way for Razzy Haters to express displeasure regarding something I've posted, but who knew that the Ivy Leaguers of the internets were equally trite? I'm disappointed that those student ID card-carrying Ivy Leaguers couldn't come up with anything better than the same tired fat/ugly/slut/pathetic/attention whore crap that Razzy Haters have been slinging at me for the past three years that I've blessed the internets with my awesomeness. Labels: down with OPB (other people's blogs), grad school bullshit, internet domination, Razzification, Razzy Haters, sluts, you're ugly Razzy Haters Razzyphiles

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