Mr. Charlie Whelan

Charlie Whelan -
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By Charlie Whelan
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Charlie Whelan was press secretary to Gordon Brown and press officer to the AEEU, now part of Unite

By Charlie Whelan
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, Charlie Whelan was former press secretary to Gordon Brown and is currently political director of the trade union Unite
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Charlie - Not sure why the Telegraph are publishing what is quite obviously your first attempt at the The Booker Prize for Fiction in the under 12s category.
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piece before Mr Whelan sent it off.Shameful.

Posted by Charles on November 21, 2007 8:06 AMReport this comment

Charlie, my lips are chapped thus laughing hurts, but through gritted teeth allow me one comment: Brown is as politically dead as the Monty Python parrot, period.
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I get it - this is good ol' Charlie giving us the politician's equivalent of candy-floss.
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Does Charlie Whelan really believe what he has written?

He must have left this planet many moons ago!
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What was the point of this article other than to provide pocket money for Charlie Whelan?Posted by paul smith on November 21, 2007 7:10 AMReport this comment

Mr Whelan, have you read today's papers?
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Surely his prudence,political skills etc.as defined by Whelan cannot have been wiped away during A Darling's brief tenure.
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Written like a true apparatchik - Charlie Whelan reveals the illusory world of the spin doctor with its wilful ignoring of everyday reality.Profligate waste and consistent incompetence are as nothing to strong silent Brown.Why he is merely 'investing'.Tell us about the dividends.
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Charlie, as the Chancellor stuffs ever more money into the corpse that is Northern Crock we will all suffer - especially the 7 million trade unionists you say benefit from having a Labour government.
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Seems like Charlie is still spinning merrily.
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Not so Charlie, when the do da hits the fan Brown usually takes a step back and lets someone else carry the can, as he is doing now.
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Are you trying to get your old job back, Charlie?What a load of sanctimonious, brown nosing drivel.I'm sure if you had looked a bit further back you could have found a dead gerbil or a gold fish or two that never turned the head of wee Gordie as he trod unweeping into the exam room for his uppers (highers? whatever they call them in Scotland).I look forward to noting your award of the O.B.N. in the next issue of Prtivate Eye!
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Charlie Whelan has always spoken and written complete b....cks.
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How's your pension plan, Charlie?

But there is conspicuously one word missing.Perhaps this might signal that the Labour Party (New? don't make me laugh) has moved on to a new 'Post-Blair Dogmatic Blame Syndrome' (it wasn't my fault, guv).Surely, Charlie, this mess is all Thatcher's fault?

Pass the sick bag......
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Whelan is Balls mark one.
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Charlie Whelan: where were you on Tuesday 2o november, 2007?
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Whelan insults all our intelligence if he expects us to believe that this sycophantic drivel is produced without the knowledge of his mate in number 10.
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Dream on Mr Whelan.

By Charlie Whelan