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Published on: 1/6/2002
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John Samford, the Air Force's director of intelligence.But Samford called a press conference at the Pentagon at 4 o'clock Tuesday afternoon.It was the largest Pentagon press conference since World War II, Ruppelt wrote, and Samford's performance proved to be a brilliant demonstration of the art of bureaucratic balderdash.
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When reporters asked about the Washington sightings, Samford told a story about radar picking up a flock of ducks in Japan in 1950.When they asked if radar at National and Andrews had seen the same blips simultaneously, he speculated about the definition of the word "simultaneously."When they asked if the UFOs could be material objects, he mused about the definition of the word "material."When they asked if the F-94 pilot who chased the strange light was a qualified observer, he wondered about the meaning of the word "qualified."
Speaking about what that pilot saw, Samford uttered a sentence that ought to have a place in the Bureaucratic Gibberish Hall of Fame: "That very likely is one that sits apart and says insufficient measurement, insufficient association with other things, insufficient association with other probabilities for it to do any more than to join that group of sightings that we still hold in front of us as saying no."
Along the way, Samford mentioned the "temperature inversion" theory -- that a layer of hot air in the sky might have caused radar to mistake things on the ground for flying objects.First, he said it was a "possibility."Later, he said it was "about a 50-50 proposition."Then he said it was a "probable" explanation.
He talked until 5:20, then the reporters dashed back to their offices to meet their deadlines.Sifting through notebooks full of gobbledygook, they seized on temperature inversion.It was an irresistible concept for newspapermen.The UFOs, they wrote, were caused by Washington's famous "hot air."
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Samford hadn't really explained anything, but whatever he had done, it worked.