Tommy Landry

likeness of Cowboy's coaching legend, Tom Landry, onone butt cheek and Packer's coach,
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"Well Tommy, I am sure to find out sooner or later."The priest added."Was it Brenda O'Malley?""I cannot say," added Tommy."Was it Patrica Kelly," asked the priest."I will never tell" added Tommy."Liz Shannon" asked the Priest."Please Father, I cannot tell" Tommy explained.The priest sighed in frustration."You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy!I admire that.But, you have sinned and you must atone.Be off with you now!"Tommy left the confessional and went back to his pew.His friend Shawn slided over and whispers, "What did you get?"Tommy replied, "Three good leads!"SquiggyA man decides to take the oppurtunity, while his wife is away, to paint the toilet seat.The wife comes home sooner then expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear.She is distraught about this and asks her husban to drive her to the doctor.She puts on a large overcoat and they go.When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament.