Guru Hacker

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  www.jodypaul.com/SWE/ProgEvol/progevol.dat.html - [Cached Version]
  Published on: 12/27/2007    Last Visited: 5/30/2009  

  Link to Programmer Evolution | Evolution of a Programmer | High School/Jr.High | College Freshman | College Senior | New professional | Seasoned professional | Master Programmer | Apprentice Hacker | Experienced Hacker | Seasoned Hacker | Guru Hacker | New Manager | Middle Manager | Senior Manager | Chief Executive
  
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  Guru Hacker

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  www.gnulinuxguy.org/unix_jokes/evolution_programmer.htm - [Cached Version]
  Last Visited: 9/3/2009  

  Apprentice Hacker #!/usr/local/bin/perl $msg="Hello, world.\n"; if ($#ARGV >= 0) { while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) { $outfilename = $arg;
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  Guru Hacker % cat Hello, world. ~D New Manager 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END Middle Manager mail -s "Hello, world. bob@b12

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  jody140.dsl.frii.net/SWE/ProgEvol/progevol.toc.html - [Cached Version]
  Published on: 8/2/2007    Last Visited: 8/2/2007  

  Guru HackerNew ManagerMiddle ManagerSenior Manager

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  alleg.sourceforge.net/docs/programmer_evolution.en.txt - [Cached Version]
  Published on: 12/13/2003    Last Visited: 11/6/2006  

  Apprentice Hacker =================== #!/usr/local/bin/perl $msg="Hello, world.\n"; if ($#ARGV >= 0) { while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) { $outfilename = $arg; open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n"; print (FILE $msg); close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n"; } } else { print ($msg); } 1; Experienced Hacker =================== #include #define S "Hello, World\n" main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);} Seasoned Hacker =================== % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c % a.out Guru Hacker =================== % cat Hello, world. ^D New Manager =================== 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END Middle Manager =================== mail -s "Hello, world."

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  Good Stuff 4 U - [Cached Version]
  Published on: 9/3/1996    Last Visited: 10/10/2006  

  Apprentice Hacker =================== #!/usr/local/bin/perl $msg="Hello, world.\n"; if ($#ARGV >= 0) " . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n"; print (FILE $msg); close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n"; > > else 1;
  
  Experienced Hacker ================== #include #define S "Hello, World\n" main()
  
  Seasoned Hacker =============== % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c % a.out
  
  Guru Hacker =========== % cat Hello, world. ^D
  
  New Manager =========== 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END
  
  Middle Manager ============== mail -s "Hello, world."

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  Good Stuff 4 U - [Cached Version]
  Published on: 9/3/1996    Last Visited: 9/6/2006  

  Apprentice Hacker =================== #!/usr/local/bin/perl $msg="Hello, world.\n"; if ($#ARGV >= 0) " . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n"; print (FILE $msg); close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n"; > > else 1;
  
  Experienced Hacker ================== #include #define S "Hello, World\n" main()
  
  Seasoned Hacker =============== % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c % a.out
  
  Guru Hacker =========== % cat Hello, world. ^D
  
  New Manager =========== 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END
  
  Middle Manager ============== mail -s "Hello, world."

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  INFILTEC: HUMOR: "Hello World" programs - [Cached Version]
  Published on: 5/5/2006    Last Visited: 6/18/2009  

  Apprentice Hacker =================== #!/usr/local/bin/perl $msg="Hello, world.\n"; if ($#ARGV >= 0) { while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) { $outfilename = $arg;
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  Guru Hacker =================== % cat Hello, world. ^D New Manager =================== 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END Middle Manager =================== mail -s "Hello, world. bob@b12

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  Miscellaneous Humor - [Cached Version]
  Published on: 2/10/2002    Last Visited: 12/27/2005  

  Apprentice Hacker =================== #!/usr/local/bin/perl $msg="Hello, world.\n"; if ($#ARGV >= 0) { while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) { $outfilename = $arg; open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n"; print (FILE $msg); close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n"; } } else { print ($msg); } 1;
  
  Experienced Hacker =================== #include #define S "Hello, World\n" main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}
  
  Seasoned Hacker =================== % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c % a.out
  
  Guru Hacker =================== % cat Hello, world. ^D
  
  New Manager =================== 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END
  
  Middle Manager =================== mail -s "Hello, world."

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  NetScrap(TM): The Evolution of a Programmer - [Cached Version]
  Published on: 4/21/1998    Last Visited: 4/28/2006  

  CoUninitialize(); } return(0); } Apprentice Hacker =================== #]/usr/local/bin/perl $msg="Hello, world.\n"; if ($#ARGV >= 0) { while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) { $outfilename = $arg; open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) !! die "Can't write $arg: $]\n"; print (FILE $msg); close(FILE) !! die "Can't close $arg: $]\n"; } } else { print ($msg); } 1; Experienced Hacker =================== #include #define S "Hello, World\n" main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);} Seasoned Hacker =================== % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c % a.out Guru Hacker =================== % cat Hello, world. ^D New Manager =================== 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END Middle Manager =================== mail -s "Hello, world."

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  Programming Humor - [Cached Version]
  Published on: 2/3/2002    Last Visited: 10/26/2002  

  Guru Hacker : % cat Hello World. ^D
  
  New Manager : 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END
  
  Middle Manager : mail -s "Hello world."bob@b12 Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello World."?I need it by tomorrow. ^D
  
  Senior Manager : % mail jim I need a "Hello World."program by this afternoon.

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