Sir Chicken Fucker

53 Runs: Free Willy: Sir Chicken Fucker: Seaman Swallow:
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Are You Sure: Sir Chicken Fucker
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Sir Chicken Fucker: Stupid Kraut Kunt: Retard Wanker:
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6 Run Reports: Sir Chicken Fucker
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5 Hared Runs: Spaghetti Head: Sir Chicken Fucker:
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Most Sponsored by The Hash During 2007 (Free Runs) Apart from The regular free runners (Sir Airhead: Sir Chicken Fucker: Bottomless Pit:)

Sir Chicken Fucker took on the role of GM and called a circle after the raft was tied up back at the resort. He duly iced the hares Seaman Stains, Vietnamese Violator and Seaman Swallow and a good run was decided by all aboard the good ship Lollypop. Sinners were duly dealt with, firstly Spin King was renamed Spew King after discharging his stomach contents into the river thereby polluting the river with lots of diced carrots. I must add he was straight back into the Heineken almost immediately. Next sinner in was Festering Whale Dick Sucker who had made his own way to the run and used his own accommodation, is he fussy or what?
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Sir Chicken Fucker continued the circle by icing himself along with his friends Big Nosed Bastard and The Pope. Lots of different stories were told about the previous evenings antics that were going on around the resort.
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Rudi Voeller joined the lads on the ice and our GM Sir Chicken Fucker then handed the circle over to Ringworm and Big Nosed Bastard , Sun Flower was brought into the circle and laid out in a dead posture across the lads knees.
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Sir Chicken Fucker ran another good circle, icing Clit Face for accidentally dropping his empty Cola tin, even though this was done with a good heart by hopefully helping the local farmer add this tin to his collection of recycled articles and eventually make him a rich man. Golden Dildo and Absolutely No Fucking Idea were iced and asked to explain why they had taken a piss into Arse-Holeo's hash horn. The Hares were congratulated on providing us with an excellent weekend. The hash hymn was done then it was onto the bus for the journey back towards Pattaya. The first thing we did on the bus was have a whip round for the driver so he would take us to see the Bridge Over The River Kwai, we all spent a good hour there taking photographs and shopping for the usual snacks and lubricants.

Sir Chicken Fucker took on the role of GM and called a circle after the raft was tied up back at the resort.He duly iced the hares Seaman Stains, Vietnamese Violator and Seaman Swallow and a good run was decided by all aboard the good ship Lollypop.Sinners were duly dealt with, firstly Spin King was renamed Spew King after discharging his stomach contents into the river thereby polluting the river with lots of diced carrots.I must add he was straight back into the Heineken almost immediately.Next sinner in was Festering Whale Dick Sucker who had made his own way to the run and used his own accommodation, is he fussy or what?
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Sir Chicken Fucker continued the circle by icing himself along with his friends Big Nosed Bastard and The Pope.Lots of different stories were told about the previous evenings antics that were going on around the resort.
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Rudi Voeller joined the lads on the ice and our GM Sir Chicken Fucker then handed the circle over to Ringworm and Big Nosed Bastard, Sun Flower was brought into the circle and laid out in a dead posture across the lads knees.
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Sir Chicken Fucker ran another good circle, icing Clit Face for accidentally dropping his empty Cola tin, even though this was done with a good heart by hopefully helping the local farmer add this tin to his collection of recycled articles and eventually make him a rich man. Golden Dildo and Absolutely No Fucking Idea were iced and asked to explain why they had taken a piss into Arse-Holeo's hash horn.The Hares were congratulated on providing us with an excellent weekend.The hash hymn was done then it was onto the bus for the journey back towards Pattaya.The first thing we did on the bus was have a whip round for the driver so he would take us to see the Bridge Over The River Kwai, we all spent a good hour there taking photographs and shopping for the usual snacks and lubricants.

52 Runs: ARSE HOPPER: MIDNIGHT STAR: FREE WILLY: SPAGHETTI HEAD: SIR CHICKEN FUCKER:
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4 Sinners: SHEIKH MEME: JELLO BUTT: SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: STUPID KRAUT KUNT:

Sir Chicken Fucker, King Yao Yao, T4 & Apples Turnover.

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