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1. 1. Merlin The Heterosexual Wizard Arrested

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   Published on: 11/17/2004   Last Visited: 1/2/2006

   The head of the Society For All Things Magical, Mr Robin Corrigan (pictured right), said that the DVD is 'a huge blow to my magical area'.
   
   'Merlin The Heterosexual Wizard Makes Stuff Float' is in violation of the Magic Code which says that:
   
   'No sponges can be harmed in any way during any magical proceedings'.
   
   Corrigan, who is also a magical maths teacher at Litcham High School, was quick to point out that the SpongeBob's seen is the screen shot below are clearly in a state of distress and are at a great height which sponges don't like.
   
   The arrest of Merlin The Heterosexual Wizard was made at his London home after a tip off from Corrigan himself (pictured right).
   
   Merlin The Heterosexual Wizard is now awaiting his trial in the Kingdom of the Fairies.
   
   If any of you have seen any magic folk abusing sponges in any way please contact the police and say that you have seen magic laws being broken and that you have been told to phone by Mr. Robin Corrigan.
   
   Thank you for your cooperation.