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Published on: 3/22/2007
Last Visited: 3/25/2007
(Suddenly the HiWFTron bubbles to life and we see President Böhringer sitting at his desk with a huge grin on his face.)
Eric Böhringer: Hello, Detroit.
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Eric Böhringer: Doesn't matter, they both suck.
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Böhringer scoots his chair backwards and one of the two girls from Rage appears from under the desk ... stark raving naked.
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As Böhringer begins to scoot back in, the desk moves again.He pulls back, and the second girl from Rage comes up, also naked, and her breasts are MUCH bigger than the other one.She runs off screen.Böhringer is about to move again when Ms. Price herself comes up, but she's wrapped herself in a sheet to keep covered.Böhringer nods his head and she walks off.He reaches below the desk, we hear a zip, and then he scoots back in.)
Eric Böhringer: Erm ... sorry about that.
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Böhringer takes a seat at ringside as the participants begin to make their way into the ring, no theme music played because that would take too long.)
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(As if on cue the bell rings and Böhringer appears on the ramp, mic in hand.)
Böhringer: You are a disgrace.
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Böhringer: This is only a START of what is to come tonight!
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(Böhringer tosses the mic to the side and leaves with the masked men.)
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The fans erupt into boos as Böhringer climbs into the ring ... where a pedestal awaits right next to a large box.Böhringer steps behind the mic on the pedestal and begins!)
President Böhringer: Helllooooo, HiWF!
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President Böhringer: So let us begin.
(Böhringer reaches into the box and pulls out the first letter.)
President Böhringer: "Dear Mr. Böhringer, My name is Craig.
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(Böhringer tosses the letter aside and pulls out another.)
President Böhringer: "Dear HiWF, why are all the black people on your show relegated to bit roles as lesser being to white people?
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Böhringer pulls another letter from the box.)
President Böhringer: And for our final letter ... we have one from a FAN this time."Dear Prez.
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President Böhringer: Thank you everyone!
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(Just as fast as Powers came out ... Eric's masked secret service men rush from behind the curtains and attack Powers from behind!
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President Böhringer: Thanks for visiting Powers, but you're not pulling that crap again tonight.
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Böhringer: OH HELL NO! this match is going to end when someone is put into that casket and buried.
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(Suddenly, President Böhringer and his two masked "secret service" men come from the back.
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Böhringer calls out the diggers again and they quickly get Cherokee out of the hole and the casket.)
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One of the masked men hand Böhringer a mic.)
President Böhringer: Ladies and gentlemen ... I'd like to point out ONE thing ... me and Cherokee have plotted this since before Last Man Standing ... this was a setup ... a ruse ... a giant fucking plot!
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President Böhringer: This is JUST THE START!!!
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And Böhringer with CHEROKEE?!I thought he hated him ... this doesn't seem bloody right!
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Böhringer: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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(The crowd explodes into boos as the bell resounds and Soul laughs as Böhringer just lowers the microphone and smiles at Soul.
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(Back in the ring, Unforgiven Soul is still celebrating his win, when President Böhringer and Cherokee Warrior emerge from the back!
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They enter the ring, and Soul braces himself ... when Böhringer pulls a shirt from his jacket and hands it to Soul.Soul pulls the shirt on ... and it says Messengers Of Death on it!!!Cherokee hands Böhringer a mic.)
President Böhringer: Welcome, Soul, to the Messengers Of Death!!!
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(Böhringer, Cherokee, and Soul lay a few kicks into Powers before leaving the ring.)
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Böhringer gives Stevo an MOD shirt and then moves in towards the groggy Reno, and smiles at him.)
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(Reno slowly begins to regain a bit of consciousness and stares from Böhringer to Reno.
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President Böhringer: Reno...how does it feel?
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President Böhringer: Well, Reno...I have something for you...
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