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Published on: 7/26/2007
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Really, though, they'd prefer to discuss the more absurd like guitarist Jesse Burton's weird inventions, an interview that almost drew tears from the eyes of a Florida reporter, or shaving their balls.
Paulson, July 27, The Knitting Factory, 74 Leonard St.; 6 p.m., $13
The full interview is after the jump.
Interview with Paulson (Logan Laflotte - vocals, Alex Burton - bass, Jeff Widner - drums, Jesse Burton - guitar and John Guarente - synth)
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Alex: Do you want to ask Jesse a question?
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Jesse: Hi. I'm Jesse.I'm sorry.
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Jesse: Use contraceptives.Whatever.
Logan: Do you want to tell her about Plan Beer?
Jesse: Oh.
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Jesse: Anyway, it's an alcoholic beverage that's also a contraceptive.
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Jesse: It doesn't even have to work as long as it says on the bottle herbally formulated to provide like you know, You'll definitely be fine if you drink this.
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Jesse: It's pretty much a sure thing this band, so we're pretty much putting our eggs in that basket.You know?
Logan: The sure thing basket.There are no eggs, just a basket.
(Band members tell Jesse about the Ghostbusters question.)
Jesse: I guess I would be Egon.
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Jesse: He's the most mad scientist-y I guess.I'll take that.Is Slimer an option?
(They start talking about the difficulty of being interviewed.)
Jesse: I guess we're not that good at that stuff yet.
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Jesse: We say off-color things.
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Jesse: You know there's probably like good answers to questions like you know, 'How are you doing with the new record?'
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Jesse: It's the best we could do.
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Jesse: I'm not saying you are a bad interviewer, just for the record.
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Jesse: The best question we were ever asked in an interview, I wasn't there actually, but it was like 'Why the name,' ,remember that in Palm Beach?She didn't know the name of our band.What did she call us Toshiba or something?
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Jesse: So far you're not in tears so that's the sign of a good interview.
(The conversation sways back to Jesse and his inventions.)
Jesse: I also have an idea for an invention, which is bottled water that's also malt liquor.Just like Evian with like 7% alcohol.
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Jesse: All of my inventions have to do with alcohol for whatever reason.