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Published on: 11/16/2008
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filled The Great Hall at the Bettendorf Family Museum Saturday as Sylvia Branzei, also known as "Her Grossness," made grand presentations of the un-presentable.
The two demonstrations were a part of the Kidtastic series at the museum.
At the 1 p.m. show, more than 40 children and their parents sprinkled the floor in front of the gross stage and some stood in the back, prepared to be grossed out.
Ms. Branzei took the stage and explained she founded Grossology about 15 years ago when she was clipping her toenails and wondering about the gunk underneath them.
She now travels all over the world, educating people of all ages about some nasty bodily functions that are entirely healthy and necessary.
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Barf," Ms. Branzei taught the audience a little bit about vomit, the No. 1 most disgusting thing that your body does, she said of a survey that was once conducted.
Ms. Branzei explained that vomiting is important for your body.
She pointed to a spot on her head behind her ear and near the edge of her hairline, explaining that the "vomit center" located there tells the stomach when it needs to vomit.
"It's trying to help you," she said.
She then demonstrated how to make easy, fake, edible vomit.
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Next, Ms. Branzei and "Professor Snot," Kole Sommer, 5, from Bettendorf, taught the group a few things about snot and how to make a fake version.
The average person's body makes about a quart of snot a day, Ms. Branzei said.
This snot covers the tiny hairs in our noses, trapping pollen and other pollutants.
When the snot dries, it forms boogers.
"So if you eat your boogers, don't!"
Ms. Branzei said, because you're actually eating pollutants your body was trying to filter.
"Dr. Dookey," volunteer Harper Clark, 4, from Bettendorf, had a blast helping Ms. Branzei make "a nice little dookey log" out of some common cooking ingredients.
Ms. Branzei first grossed the crowd out by taking a bite.
The crowd also learned that people, on average, toot about 14 to 15 times a day.
"Count how many times you toot tomorrow!"
Ms. Branzei said.