Barbie Doll Barbie

I would compare it to post-partum blues, but I'm not exactly sure that I'm qualified to know exactly how that feels, though I witnessed it once up close and in person. I suppose I could more reasonably compare an Obama victory to the way I felt after the White Sox Won the World Series, if I were an Obama voter.
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To keep you less focused on our tumbling economy, I offer some strategies for fighting the post-election blues.
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I'm sure, however, that Jesse's tears were as real as Oprah's.
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I would recommend a golf course for the most accurate recreation of the "guy who looks like John McCain" feel, but they are all shutting down for winter.
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I have never fought in a foreign war, and that seems like a lot to go through just to get into a VFW hall.
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I'm taking up snowshoeing. It's cheaper, and it's way easier to find places to snowshoe than it is to find places to downhill or cross-country ski. I'd really like to trudge around and check my traps for local squirrels and rabbits that have been terrorizing our vegetation. It's illegal, but on paper it seems more humane than shooting moose or whatever out of a helicopter.

I have heard a lot of people refer to Sarah Palin as "Caribou Barbie" and I think that both Sarah and Mattel are missing the boat by not having a Caribou Sarah doll out for this Christmas shopping season. I have heard a lot of people refer to Sarah Palin as "Caribou Barbie" and I think that both Sarah and Mattel are missing the boat by not having a Caribou Sarah doll out for this Christmas shopping season.
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A quick repurposing of the NASCAR Dale Earnhardt Jr. Collector Barbie Doll Barbie with an optional igloo and a few pants suits and work clothes thrown in and you're in business.
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I'm heading over to Home Depot to get my Joe the Plumber fix. I'm just going to hang out near the plumbing department and immerse myself in his world.
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