Aurora Barbie

This princess Barbie is only sold at Park Meadows Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Englewood Barbie This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Colfax Barbie This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Cherry Creek Barbie This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer h3. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership.
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This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the lodge. Optional Percocet prescription available.

Thornton Barbie This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Commerce City Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low rise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see through halter top. Also available with a mobile home and 8-track tape player.
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Aurora Barbie
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Green Cards are not available for Barbie or Ken.

Four Corners Barbie This Barbie is the only Native American Barbie, She sits in a booth and sells Native American Art for large sums of money to tourists.

This princess Barbie is only sold at Park Meadows Mall. She comes with and assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Englewood Barbie

This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Colfax Barbie

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash , preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Cherry Creek Barbie

This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership.
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This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the lodge. Percocet prescription is available.

Thornton Barbie

This tobacco -chewing, brassy -haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Commerce City Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low -rise acid -washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see -through halter top. Also available with a mobile home.
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Aurora Barbie
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This Spanish -speaking only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a Meat Packers uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green cardsare not available for Barbie or Ken.

Trinidad Barbie/Ken

This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts.

This princess Barbie is only sold at Park Meadows Mall.She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign
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This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit.She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education.Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Colfax Barbie

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis
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This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2.Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country clubmembership.
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This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print skioutfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the lodge.Percocet prescription available.

Thornton Barbie

This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her ownhigh-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chasedBeer-Gutted Ken out of Commerce City Barbie's house.Her ensemble includes
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Aurora Barbie
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Green Cards are not available for Barbie orKen.

Trinidad Barbie/Ken

This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply

This princess Barbie is only sold at Park Meadows Mall.She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house.Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Englewood Barbie This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit.She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education.Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Colfax Barbie This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit.This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash.Preferably small, untraceable bills.Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Cherry Creek Barbie This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2.Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership.
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This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the lodge. Optional Percocet prescription available.

Thornton Barbie This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Commerce City Barbie's house.Her ensemble includes low rise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see through halter top.Also available with a mobile home and 8-track tape player.

Boulder Barbie This doll is made of actual tofu.She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks.She prefers that you call her "Willow".She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Boulder Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Ft. Collins Barbie She's basically Boulder Barbie, but with all the accessories of Highlands Ranch Barbie, plus a kayak and mountain bike.
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Aurora Barbie
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Green Cards are not available for Barbie or Ken.

Four Corners Barbie This Barbie is the only Native American Barbie, She sits in a booth and sells Native American Art for large sums of money to tourists

This princess Barbie is only sold at Park Meadows Mall.She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house.Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Englewood BarbieThis modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit.She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education.Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Colfax BarbieThis recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit.This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash.Preferably small, untraceable bills.Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Cherry Creek BarbieThis yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer h3.Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership.
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This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the lodge. Optional Percocet prescription available.

Thornton BarbieThis tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Commerce City Barbie's house.Her ensemble includes low rise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see through halter top.Also available with a mobile home and 8-track tape player.

Boulder Barbie This doll is made of actual tofu.She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks.She prefers that you call her "Willow".She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Boulder Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Ft. Collins BarbieShe's basically Boulder Barbie, but with all the accessories of Highlands Ranch Barbie, plus a kayak and mountain bike.
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Aurora Barbie
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Green Cards are not available for Barbie or Ken.

Four Corners BarbieThis Barbie is the only Native American Barbie, She sits in a booth and sells Native American Art for large sums of money to tourists.

This princess Barbie is only sold at Park Meadows Mall.She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house.Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Englewood Barbie This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit.She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education.Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Colfax Barbie This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit.This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash.Preferably small untraceable bills.Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Cherry Creek Barbie This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2.Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership.
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This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the lodge. Percocet prescription available.

Thornton Barbie This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Commerce City Barbie's house.Her ensemble includes low-rise acid washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see through halter-top.Also available with a mobile home.

Boulder Barbie This doll is made of actual tofu.She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks.She prefers that you call her "Willow".She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Boulder Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

Aurora Barbie

Aspen Barbie This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the lodge. Percocet prescription available.

Aurora Barbie This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll.
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Cherry Creek Barbie This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2.Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership.Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper.You won't be able to afford any of them.

Colfax Barbie This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit.
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Englewood Barbie This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit.She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education.
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Thornton Barbie This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Commerce City Barbie's house.Her ensemble includes low rise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see through halter top.Also available with a mobile home and trailer park space.

Trinidad Barbie/Ken This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "Snap-On" parts.