Author: Rick Kahn
Check your team schedule, circle the White team, and come armed with your old jokes.As Adam spawns new youth outside of ultimate, he drafted a team whose male players are, according to the actuarial tables, significantly closer to death than they are to having finished their graduate degrees.
Somewhere around 8 of the 13 men on the roster are over age 35.When asked why he
drafted such a mature roster, Adam explained that he
has "trouble relating to those young folk, what with their Wii games, Hannah Montana CDs and unobstructively-sized prostates."Wasn't he
concerned about the old guys' abilities to keep up with more youthful athletes?