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Randall Jackwak

Wrong Randall Jackwak?

Employment History

Board Memberships and Affiliations

  • Member
    Cobra Kai
Web References
The Perforated Pinky: Randy Jackwak, LHS '91., 30 Jan 2005 [cached]
Jackwak | Randy Jackwak, LHS '91.The Perforated Pinky: Randy Jackwak, LHS '91.
Randy Jackwak, LHS '91.
Randy Jackwak
Then: Randy Jackwak [pictured at right].
Now: Randall Jackwak, Writer, ESL Tutor to the Romans, Way into Hegel.
As an LHS '92-er I had the requisite small set of '91 friends; I rarely dealt with any '91-ers outside of this particular group.My conversational interactions with Randy Jackwak were limited to brief introductory salutations at infrequent Key Club meetings.And so I have to admit that my Randy Jackwak recollection carries a big, fat "I didn't really know the guy" disclaimer and is pretty much limited to ruminations on that last name.
But oh what a glorious name.Jackwak.I mean, really.You would assume that young Randy was teased.With a name as boldly evocative as Jackwak, you would even assume that young Randy was defined by last name mockery.But no.The last name was irrelevant.Why?
Because Randy Jackwak was quite obviously a member of Cobra Kai:
sweepthelegrandy.jpgA last name that might have caused weaker youth to stumble was rendered powerful by the way Randy carried himself.Had Daniel-San LaRusso's last name been Jackwak he never would have been able to pull off that Crane Kick.
Subbing Jackwak for Lawrence would have only made him scarier, tougher, more able to inspire fear and insecurity.
The bottom line: bump Randy's birthdate up from 1972 to 1965 and there is little doubt that we'd have seen Jackwak competing for every single role that Billy Zabka made famous.
So continue to sweep the leg, Randy -- because if it didn't hurt, everyone would be a champion!
[04.21.05] UPDATE:While The Perforated Pinky Research Collective Memoradum of Understanding typically prohibits the in-profile presentation of material submitted by external sources, exceptions can be made when the material in question is submitted by Italy-based profilee fiancées named Fiona.Her submission: widescreen photography depicting Randall Jackwak's recent location scouting for a climactic rumble in the ruins.
Posted by: Randall Jackwak at January 31, 2005 11:41 AM
Most people don't know this but Randy actually has a 8x10 picture of Hegel tattooed on his chest.
Randy Jackwak, LHS '91.
Perforated Pinky | Lassiter '91, 12 July 2005 [cached]
Randy Jackwak, LHS '91.
Then: Randy Jackwak [pictured at right].Now: Randall Jackwak, Writer, ESL Tutor to the Romans, Way into Hegel.
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