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The Perforated Pinky

ESL Tutor
The Hegel Society of America

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Cobra Kai

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The Perforated Pinky: Randy Jackwak, LHS '91.

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Jackwak | Randy Jackwak, LHS '91.The Perforated Pinky: Randy Jackwak, LHS '91.

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Randy Jackwak, LHS '91.
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Randy Jackwak
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Then: Randy Jackwak [pictured at right].
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Now: Randall Jackwak, Writer, ESL Tutor to the Romans, Way into Hegel.
As an LHS '92-er I had the requisite small set of '91 friends; I rarely dealt with any '91-ers outside of this particular group.My conversational interactions with Randy Jackwak were limited to brief introductory salutations at infrequent Key Club meetings.And so I have to admit that my Randy Jackwak recollection carries a big, fat "I didn't really know the guy" disclaimer and is pretty much limited to ruminations on that last name.
But oh what a glorious name.Jackwak.I mean, really.You would assume that young Randy was teased.With a name as boldly evocative as Jackwak, you would even assume that young Randy was defined by last name mockery.But no.The last name was irrelevant.Why?
Because Randy Jackwak was quite obviously a member of Cobra Kai:
sweepthelegrandy.jpgA last name that might have caused weaker youth to stumble was rendered powerful by the way Randy carried himself.Had Daniel-San LaRusso's last name been Jackwak he never would have been able to pull off that Crane Kick.
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Subbing Jackwak for Lawrence would have only made him scarier, tougher, more able to inspire fear and insecurity.
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The bottom line: bump Randy's birthdate up from 1972 to 1965 and there is little doubt that we'd have seen Jackwak competing for every single role that Billy Zabka made famous.
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So continue to sweep the leg, Randy -- because if it didn't hurt, everyone would be a champion!
[04.21.05] UPDATE:While The Perforated Pinky Research Collective Memoradum of Understanding typically prohibits the in-profile presentation of material submitted by external sources, exceptions can be made when the material in question is submitted by Italy-based profilee fiancées named Fiona.Her submission: widescreen photography depicting Randall Jackwak's recent location scouting for a climactic rumble in the ruins.
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Posted by: Randall Jackwak at January 31, 2005 11:41 AM
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Most people don't know this but Randy actually has a 8x10 picture of Hegel tattooed on his chest.
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Randy Jackwak, LHS '91.


Perforated Pinky | Lassiter '91

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Randy Jackwak, LHS '91.

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Then: Randy Jackwak [pictured at right].Now: Randall Jackwak, Writer, ESL Tutor to the Romans, Way into Hegel.

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