It's probably not a good idea to punch your wife in the face if you run a church with "Family" in the name, especially if your wife is the local spokesperson for Domestic Violence Awareness Week, so the arrest of pastor Markus Bishop of Faith Christian Family Church in Panama City, Florida, for socking pastorette Margie in the eye (on Sunday no less!) is only slightly mitigated by the fact that, by her own admission, she did throw wine in Bishop's face, and we can only assume it was communion wine since it evoked such a strong response, but then again she claims that she only threw the wine after he called her a whore, but that could have been a reference to the whore of Babylon, totally unrelated to his immediate domestic situation.
At any rate, this can't make Kenneth Copeland happy, since the Reverend Bishop sits on the board of Kenneth Copeland Ministries
, which is normally opposed to the mere drinking of wine, much less aggressive projectile vinicultural baptisms.
The last time we checked, Bishop
was promising a news conference to "tell his
side of the story," so maybe he
just smacked her
for being a lush, which would be doctrinally correct based on the Pastoral Epistles.