The relevant husbands and boyfriends had been sent packing for the evening, because in the words of Passion Parties executive Lisa Casson Woodford, men change the whole dynamic of such get-togethers.
Women, it seems, are hesitant to discuss the virtues of butterfly-shaped vibrators if men are present, but have fewer inhibitions discussing invasive sexual appliances amongst themselves.Especially if tequila is present in quantity.But the South Jersey ensemble may have been atypical in this sense; they had no trouble whatsoever talking about sex with me and the male photographer present.If they were in any way inhibited that night, I'd be afraid to encounter them when they weren't.
The women all wore name tags with sluttish names: Big Boobs Barb, Whorey Lori, Piece of Lisa
, Muff My Duff.
kicked off the party by having the girls sample the sensuous bath salts, alluring baby lotions, and assorted massage creams.
"If I smelled like this, I'd f--- myself," Barb observed, with trademark candor.Woodford
is the daughter of an Episcopalian priest, and, yes, Dad does know what she
does for a living.Still, she
is very much the preacher's daughter, never using any earthy language and always insisting on keeping the conversation elevated and polite.I was particularly impressed by the way she
managed to explain how to operate the Gigi--a silicone masturbation sleeve that helps put something extra-special in fellatio--without making the device seem in any way gross.