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Dennis Kempton

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Oeuvre Magazine

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Oeuvre Magazine

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Ramblings - Paul Ryan › Blog archives

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Dennis Kempton, editor of Oeuvre Magazine, was arrested Friday evening for writing an honest theater review. Kempton didn't like a show, gave his honest opinion in a polite, fairly tame review, and was taken into custody shortly thereafter.

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Kempton will be tied to a large rock and dropped into the Mississippi River at sunrise tomorrow. If he floats and survives, he will be burned for being a witch. If he drowns, his corpse will be burned to prevent his evil spirit from possessing other reviewers.


Dennis Kempton: Oeuvre, Under, Inside, and Out. | The DuSu

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Dennis Kempton: Oeuvre, Under, Inside, and Out. Added April 9, 2009

All about the arts! Oeuvre Magazine's founder, Dennis Kempton shares his wit and wisdom about the local arts scene and his new online publication.
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Dennis Kempton: Oeuvre, Under, Inside, and Out.


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Dennis Kempton: Oeuvre, Under, Inside, and Out. Added April 9, 2009

All about the arts! Oeuvre Magazine's founder, Dennis Kempton shares his wit and wisdom about the local arts scene and his new online publication.


Waiting for Godot - Rubber Chicken Theater

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By: Dennis Kempton, for the Oeuvre Arts Magazine


Ramblings - Paul Ryan › Blog archives

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Utility player - Dennis Kempton By mid-season, the only people willing to pay to watch a game will be fans of the opposing teams. Desperately in need of new fans who don't care about little things like "wins", the Twins will appeal to Minneapolis' sizable gay community by signing Oeuvre Magazine editor Dennis Kempton to a six year contract. Much like the front office of the Twins, Kempton doesn't know much about baseball, so he'll just sit in the dugout drinking pumkin-flavored lattes. If pushed for conversation, Kempton will quietly mention that he wishes more people would wear nice hats. Paul Ryan will show up every few games to ask Kempton to retrieve locker room memorabilia that he can flip on Ebay. When Kempton shifts the conversation to Keurigs or upscale furniture, Ryan will announce his desire to urinate and quickly leave the stadium.

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