SLOP founder & president Brian Dreger has announced via official press release that SLOP COMICS, INC has been sold to the well-known German conglomerate FUKEENZEIT.
Skeen, who claims to have had a hand in exactly fifty percent of all SLOP creations (including Tomato-Dude, The Black Nun, Lizard-Lad & Ballistic Missile-Boy, Mr. Fast and so many others), insists that the deal—structured solely by Dreger
and without legal representation—is so strange that it may even suggest that "Dreg is suffering from an undiagnosed brain tumor."
However, the unusual structuring of the deal sees Dreger
retaining exclusive rights to the URL www.slopcomics.com (as well as .org, .biz, .gov et al) and the right to keep the SLOP website up and running (though he
is legally restricted from adding anything to the site or using any of the SLOP characters without the consent of THE FUKEENZEIT CORPORATION).
In addition, Mr. Dreger
retains all film & t.v. rights to the characters that exist prior to and at the moment of the contract's date of registration.
But reliable sources indicate that FUKEENZEIT
is merely paying off all of SLOP's debts and buying Dreger
a high-class hooker for two nights.
Fans of the mighty cult magazine were shocked by the news that SLOP founder, Brian Dreger, has forever closed the website's popular (but highly unprofitable) online store (once hosted by CafePress.Com).
"It was necessary," is all that Dreger
will reveal per his girl-friday & SLOP's
executive assistant, Mrs. Johnson.
just came in one day and said that the store had to be closed.
It was the dawn of SLOP COMICS
and during the production process of Slop Comics
#14, editor Loren Cain Jr. and Ilya & Alexander Salkind wrestled away control of the issue long enough to make critical changes to publisher Brian Dreger's
Using recently uncovered photocopies of the original artwork, Dreger
and a team of college interns have been working to recreate this most pivotal of all SLOP stories!
"I have no idea why anyone comes here," SLOP founder & president Brian Dreger insists.
"I really don't like doing it myself."
admits that the jump in hits during the Spring may have something to do with the start of the Slop Comics Podcasts, the brainchild of SLOP managing editor
& tech guru Pete Jones.
But, also, Mr. Dreger
has a new, highly unusual series of podcasts in the works…it promises to be very ridonkulous stuff.
SLOP's prez & founder Brian Dreger
discusses the controversy behind his
new novel, the absurdist satire/violent action-adventure, Bam2 Pendleton: The Human Weapon!
This time, folks, he
can't claim ignorance!